My god. It’s a Rococo nightmare.

If you’ve got a lot of people not getting the joke, maybe the joke isn’t funny?

Make better jokes.

Maybe they’re taking the soft approach on the off-chance they have to work with this joker someday.

Damn I hate being in the greys. Made this comment 5 minutes earlier, 3 likes...

Sploozshly seems straightforward and trustworthy. I’ll wait to see how well he markets the plumbus accessory to me.

I’ll bet the games costs fifteen grapples.

Raise your hand if you read that character’s dialogue in Mr. Poopy Butthole’s voice.

I enjoyed the Ben Folds reference. I did not enjoy the Whopperrito that I had the other day. Maybe Burger King should focus on figuring out how to make an edible french fry rather than experiment with worse versions of their signature offerings.

I'd just grab a random bag and hope it was one with a gold medal in it.

Colonel Panders

“Yes humans, I too enjoy the chicken, fried Kentucky style, on the aeroplane with my human mother. Look at me holding this breaded chicken in my hand, smiling. Enjoying a Dieted Coca-cola, in a chilled glass, with frozen ice cubes. Yes, a big shout out to my main dawg and fellow human, Donald Turmp. We both enjoy…

I was going to log on and make the same joke just for shits and giggles but you got the runs here faster, flushing away my hope for lots of stars.

Replace “Olympics” with “my first job” and “racewalk” with “reading the Arby’s employee Handbook” and the exact same thing happened to me.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I currently live in a non HOA neighborhood and my neighbors are pretty good, so things are fine.

Yes. Just because it doesn’t violate any local ordinance doesn’t mean it’s not a nuisance, eyesore or that his neighbors don’t have a point. And if he's also revving loud cars or any other socially-inflammatory activities (of which I am guilty of at times) then I can see their overall frustration...but they do sound…

Maybe they were just canoe-dling.

1985