Oh, this one is easy.....What's the only truck with 4-wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats 35?

The model for sale on Craigslist is this 2002 Maibatsu Truckasaurus with a 500 horsepower Cummins diesel engine. It's been retrofitted to run on the souls of the damned, which should make it even more efficient. Only 63,000 miles, too! From the ad:

You can dance, you can dance,

"Yeah, but if a wheel fell off and you plowed into a crowd or hit someone, all parties involved with the organization would be very angry. (And probably have a hell of a lawsuit on their hands.)"

Because top fuel chainsaw racecar. With a moustache / windshield.

We like brown wagons, right? No-wheel-drive unfortunately, and non-diesel. 4-8 hp, tops.

Lifehacker is always so relevant to my life haha. Just literally got back from a trip to Canada (I'm in California) Just wanted to mention that if you have T-Mobile, you auto-magically get free data and texts internationally. Voice is still $.20/minute but who talks on the phone nowadays

Or be with T-Mobile that covers you in 120+ countries as you travel. :) I don't work for them, just a happy subscriber.

I feel at least partly responsible for ruining your night Matt. But if it is any consolation, this was pretty damn hilarious. I dunno about your taco theory though...because it really does depend on your distribution channel. 4 tacos at your local NYC tacoria, you are o.k. 4 tacos at Taco Bell...you are rolling the…

"You said car theft twice.

It's like a menu.

Rod-pod sounds like a euphemism for the flesh light.

Could be, I Just call it as I see it; Im a whale biologist.

"Thank you for calling Mahindra Engineering, this is Brian. How may I help you?"

Pretty sure that's a backhoe. With two hoes.

Too Many Sweets Jesus.

I've just plain given up on a V8 5-speed for that very reason, regardless of the manufacturer. Those prices are a symptom of the problem I talked about in my earlier post; since they have become more and more rare over the years, people who own them are convinced that any shit example of a V8 manual half-ton truck is…

Um, could you tell us why the model of the jeep is important here? Did you make sure to throw that irrelevant detail in just to perpetuate stereotypes of wranglers as unsafe vehicles? I don't know why I'm asking, you clearly did.