As a fellow New Mexican I thank you.  You bring a sane voice to an otherwise chaotic world.

I don’t know about dream car, but I was definitely lusting after a WRX STI. I’d wanted one for years and had been saving up for one. I did briefly test drive one to make sure I could fit and operate everything (I’m 6'3"), but I didn’t have a chance to really put it through the paces until I drove off the lot in mine…

Pretty sure that’s a lambo dude.

There are a lot of hilarious Monty Python skits, but this is still in my top 10 of the funniest they’ve done.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this.

I think ID10T would still work here.

I’ll have you know that I’m in Albuquerque sir, and it is, in fact, the center of the world.

Yeah, it’s silly. Like I said, I turned mine off just because I never had, used, or needed it in the past. I’ve had zero problems since then.

I can see how it can help somebody who’s learning, but I hate it. I learned to drive stick in a 90's F-150 with no thrills or frills. My ‘16 WRX STI has it, but I didn’t realize it at first. I thought my AWD was getting bound up or something. I now have a permanent gripe light on my dash because I’ve turned it off.

That’s good to hear. I ordered one last week and it gets here Monday. How are you liking it so far?

That’s good to hear. I ordered one last week and it gets here Monday. How are you liking it so far?

We’ll have to see. A lot of their stuff is based off the Impreza platform anymore, so it’s still definitely a possibility.

My hope is that Subaru is just pumping out profitable stuff right now while the factories are at capacity. Hopefully we see some more fun stuff once they expand production in Indiana.

We’ll have to see the numbers to make a proper determination of it, but in my book this is an ideal hybrid setup. As long as the gas engine can generate enough electricity to provide the full amount of current necessary to run the electric motors, there should be no performance drop or issues. Not to mention that…

It’s fine. I’ve got the 16 ton weight ready to go.

Personally I’m more worried if he’s got a banana. Or some raspberries.

AHFC = AHFuCk = what a bunch of Honda finance people probably said today.

Eh, it’s kinda nifty the first time or two, but after that it’s just annoying. 45 is too slow for that stretch of road anyway.

I think you mean +1.5.

I have a 2016 STI. I love it to death. If I could take it and just stretch it out to the size of a Legacy, I would be all over that.

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