Demolition derbies are to cars as viking funerals are to people.

He's just mad that it was two women driving.

Woman: Is that Doug DeMuro hiding in the bushes over there?

None of the dieselheads could light a proper flame because my burn was too cold.

Can Astons be had by prescription in CO now? I'd love to open a dispensary because I think this might be the cure for anxiety, depression, would help with chemo, and would also serve as palliative care for terminal patients, even if they just have to ride in the passenger seat.

Well I've been running down the road, trying to loosen my load, I've got seven keys upon my chain; two go to my Saturn, four have the same pattern, one is worn down to the grain. Now I'm standing on the corner in Tempe, Arizona, such a fine sight to see. It's a line, my Lord, out the door at Ford, buying Fusions with…

I've missed that picture. +5 internets to you.

New Mexico is home to some truly exceptional ideas in automotive stuff.

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This place has got everything!

No, never could be the dumbest. Only the greatest. Ever.

Although you may see diminishing returns, it doesn't hurt to download more RAM if it's free.

Something to remember is that cities and municipalities can have tougher laws than the state. For example, the state of New Mexico may have no laws concerning cell phone use but in Albuquerque it is illegal to text and use a phone without a hands free device.

You're a very silly man, and I'm not going to rec you.

No no no, it's spelled, "Subaru," but it's pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove".

Must be Italian!

I think it might be cheaper to buy one Jalop in each state a 991 GT3 equipped with 1000 Gigawatt lasers.

"Give it to me"?

Caution Corral?