I had my initial doubts about the SRT Viper, but damn, she's still sexy as hell. And dat green.

Is the engine made of diamonds?

I say go for it. Maybe give us Firefox users some love too. Competition makes everyone better.

You know, it really would have been much better for him if he just had a banana phone.

I think your article needs a bit of clarification. They're covering the cost of your ETF (up to $350) per line you transfer over as well as trade in value per phone of up to $300. So if you bring over 5 lines, there's a potential to get $3250 (5 phones up to $300/per, 5 ETFs up to $350/per) from Tmo to cover the…

It's always fun to see the differences like this between states. I know for a while Ohio made drivers convicted of DUI get a special yellow plate with red lettering. It looked a lot like the standard NM plate, which made a lot of people think NM was full of convicted DUI offenders. Of course, they're not wrong, but…

I would really like to see a manual transmission. If I could get a Raptor with a 6 speed manual I would be in heaven.

That's really a misnomer. Most states have several different types of plates to choose from. Even my home state of New Mexico has quite a few plates, and from what I understand they're slim pickings compared to a lot of other states, especially those with large populations.

Sweet Zombie Jeebus that was glorious!

Except replace shite with hilarious. I love watching them freak out when the strap breaks after about 40 or so feet.

And ABQ is nothing compared to some of the further out locales. Good ol' NM.

I've seen guys towing vehicles with those chintzy walmart tie down straps. NM never ceases to amaze me, and I've lived here my whole life.

I wouldn't say New Mexico is that bad. Then again, I am a native New Mexican. Maybe I just can't see it. OH GOD, WHAT IF I REALLY AM THAT CRAZY?!

That's good to hear. I can't imagine how much it would suck to have to get my car inspected every time I registered.

Yeah, it's on hell of a double edged sword. On the one hand easy and cheap registration. On the other hand, there are some fine examples of death traps that roll down NM roads every day. All in all though, it's not too bad, and, like you said, get ridiculous vehicles registered.

Funny thing about NM. Unless you are bringing the car in from another state, there's no inspection done. You can mod the car to your heart's content and register it every year without even a hint of an inspection. The closest thing you'll need is an emissions test in a few places (ABQ/Bernalillo County being one of…

Lol, no need for inspection stickers in NM. Hell there's only in a few cities/counties here where you need to get an emissions test.

I was hoping this was what you posted. You did not disappoint.

My resolution for 2014 is 2560x1600.

Sriracha is good on lots of things, but when it comes to eggs, the best thing is red chile. Granted I'm New Mexican, and we put red/green chile on everything. But if you ever have the opportunity to try it, do it.