“and I was like, turn around, drop ‘em’.”

I don’t know if she’s out of the woods, though. Now she has to deal with all the bad blood from the gun nuts, and she’ll never be clean of that.

While her political stances have been a blank slate until now, dipping a delicate toe into these waters is something she was going to have to do for her end game. You might not think it’s her style, but she clearly wants to speak now. Call it what you want, but everything has changed.

Nope, we get the worst Bolton.

For what it’s worth, Cynthia Nixon is bisexual not a lesbian. I know that’s not really the point of the Christine Quinn controversy, but she’s been pretty clear that she finds it annoying when people erase her identity just because she’s married to a woman.  

He just wants that phoenix down to resurrect his career once Batman is done with him.

“Obama had eight years to pull out of terrible outer space deal. Did nothing. Will put America first. Jobs in space!”

Subliminal typos, man! That’s the Universe speaking DIRECTLY to you, right there. The Forces of Infinity don’t talk any clearer than that. Never ever correct a subliminal typo.

We should have a new force called the Space Force. It’s like the Army and the Navy, but for space, because we’re spending a lot of money on space.

This is some good, good Dad Kinja.

When she says he’s “more handsome in person” it looks like she’s about to grab a knife and fork and eat him right up, y’all!!!

Here. Cleanse yourself.

Something about guys who unbutton their shirts really far down like this, alarms me. It screams; “Do not date..he is everyone he has ever wanted. No room, no room!”

Am I right? And what’s the one you subscribe to all about?

Hiiiii! I’m drinking vodka and delicious grapefruit juice, and it’s delightful! And it’s snowing, ugh but still pretty, right? Who’s drinking what tonight?

Dude. Okay. So I hesitated posting that specifically because I don’t want to relitigate the primary AT ALL.

Where’d you two meet?

My last few days living at the homeless hostel, I’m so looking forward to finally moving into my own home, it’s been a long journey. I look back to the time I was laying on the floor crying, unable to breathe, wishing the pain would end. I’m so pleased that my friend found me after my overdose, back then I never…

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