“Eyes like two pissholes in the snow”

It does help with my hyperpigmentation. A vitamin C serum helps even more (though it can be expensive). 

Coconut breaks me out too. Jojoba is non-comedegenic, and doesn’t clog your pores (unlike coconut). I use rosehip oil, which is another great option, also good for fading acne scarring. 

There’s a red wave right now, Donny. Coming out of my ‘wherever’

I need to harvest some more parts.....Luckily it’s winter here still. I’ll be ready. 

Are we getting American Horror Story: Goop?

He can lobotomise me any time

This is a good summary of it

Many people have suggested Colourpop, which is amazing for the price, though I will recommend their pressed eyeshadow, over the Super shock shadows. The super shocks can be pretty tricky to work with for beginners and have an almost creamy, moussey texture that tends to dry out. The pressed shadows blend great and…

I feel this. I’m 28 and am 6 months into a 3 year degree. I know at the end of it, I’ll be doing well but I just feel so behind everyone else my age. I still get a bit of financial help from my mum, due to shit decisions in my past.

This is so great to read. Congrats on a bright future <3

I already subscribe to r/beholdthemasterrace on Reddit so I know what kind of people are to be found on Trump/”Farmer” dating sites

HH is my age and looks at least 10 years older than me. Definitely a combination of exposure to pure evil, and terrible makeup application.

My ex was into celeb fakes. Always creeped me tf out :/

I feel like they accentuate the puckering butthole mouth she tries to filler away.

Fucking beautiful. Even in my hungover State, I can’t resist a good full cooked breakfast. I’m settling for a bacon butty right now though.

At least they won’t have rats..

As someone with swimmers shoulders, I find this a distressing prospect...

NOPE. I hate lip gloss. I’ll keep my matte and satin.