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Shouldn’t you have transsexuals in the show? No. No, I don’t think we should. Well, why not? Because the show is a fantasy. 

My diva cup overfloweth... I think this is a great idea!

Can #redwave plz plz trend in Twitter where we send pic of used period items to trump?

Hopefully standing up to the Church remains a habit for them.

Excuse me. I have to return some video tapes.

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If this were true then Your Type would have been a bigger hit.

Pence looks like he’s perpetually passing kidney stones. I wish.

Of course Trump would never attend a funeral. It’s just a bunch of people talking about how great someone other than him is. Sounds awful.

In regards to Matt Gaetz, there’s already one girl who knows what’s up —

Remember Cheeto sez “There are good people on both sides”

This is why I always use the yellow skin default for emojis. I’m more comfortable just letting people assume my race is “Simpsons”

AGREE! Sean Penn is a compost golem.

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My favorite set of wall-to-wall Ted Cruz jokes:

Anyone wanna Photoshop Cruz in there?

Democratic Congressman Beto O’Rourke is running to unseat Ted Cruz in the Senate, and he’s cleaning the fuck up. In the last three months alone, O’Rourke has brought in $6.7 million, from 141,000 individual contributions, according to the campaign.

Kristen Ritter, Vogue Knitting Covergirl, would like a quiet word outside.

#3 Quindarious Gooch was in one of the Key & Peele East/West Bowls, wasn’t he?