Tldr: Find another planet, make the same mistakes
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As a transwoman who wants to adopt, this makes me so incredibly happy. I’ve always wanted to be a mom (yes, despite the stupid medical condition I was born with) and being able to connect with an infant in this way is so meaningful to me. <3
Shame Mike Pence left before the doubles luge:
You’re missing out on a ground-floor opportunity in the exciting essential oil sales industry.
This week up in ‘Grief is really really fucked up: Bonus Prednisone Edition’
Kinja is being a tricky bitch. SNS finally posted but it is tagged as happening at 3:30 this afternoon? Weird.
I once answered the door to the pizza delivery guy wearing an overlarge t-shirt and underwear and my boyfriend wisely chose not to address my choice of personal exposure beyond a single morose look. That’s the guy you want, friends. Not a terrifying weirdo who 1) uses sex as punishment or 2) thinks it is his role or…
Headline should read, “Local Branch of Global Pedophile Ring Expels Member for Loving Marital Relationship With Adult.”
i’m rather nectarinal when i just wake up, i’ve found.
I literally covered my mouth with my hand and said, “No!” out loud when I read that. A man who doesn’t respect your vaginal flora is no man.
I forgot how gaslight! such emotional abuse! wow! these were. I do however remember they just reinforced a societal norm fantasy: look they’re married with kids now and have lots of money. Just as bland and boring as what passes as BDSM in this book. I also finally updated this for the last one, no more crossing out…
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Kate Beckinsale has a history of unconventional chocolate use. I doubt those m&ms are seeing booty placement in the future.
I’m coming away from this article wishing I had been around to get fucked by hot Marlon Brando too.
I guess these guys will be migos with anyone.
You’re obviously right. I just wanted to say ball peen. And now I see I was ten minutes late with it, too. Good times.
No!!! I mustn’t be denied the opportunity to see who wears the most ridiculous hat at this wedding. I’m waiting with bated breath!
Apart from that doghouse line those “zingers” would struggle to get even pity reactions. If she wants to cause a reaction in a British audience dark or scathing humour will be the way to go so something like “Princess Michael is of course upset at today’s proceedings, but then of course she’s been upset ever since her…
I was saying “boo-urns.”