Know the best part of dead baby jokes? ............

I get that Rose McGowan has a unique place in this horrifying story and I’m reluctant to judge her because of it, but I feel like she’s attacking EVERYONE for not being pure enough.

I just want a law that requires 100% of campaign donations to be public record and 100% traceable back to the donor.

Remember he’s dead? This is his own personal Hell. It’s a crossover with The Good Place.

I guess the Palin family is hoping he’ll get ..back on Track.

She’s so giraffe-like I’m surprised one of her brothers hasn’t tried to hunt her.

In his defense, having read the book the Disaster Artist is based on, giving Tommy Wiseau a microphone is a terrible, terrible idea.

One of my most vivid memories of these awards is gonna be Franco straight up body-checking the subject of his performance away from the mic so that he could imitate the guy’s voice one more time.

Why do you think he’s so angry?? Forget these people getting laid for a second and go one further and realize that none of the people in this administration have any actual friends who haven’t wanted something from them at some point. Could you see yourself sitting in a room with this mutant watching a football game?…

“It’s ‘like planking, only your dick is inside of a Mormon,’ Urban Dictionary explains.” OH MY GOD

Oh Miller is clearly an incel, he’s never fucked.

I have learned so many new concepts over the last year or two. GamerGaters. Incels. MGTOW. MRA. Red Pillers, Proud Boys. The common thread seems to be they can’t find anyone willing to fuck them so they make “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” signs and have their own clubhouses where they can talk about it and how it’s all the…

“I hear the Pope is a boob man. Nice!”

It’s amazing when you’re reviewing CNS impairments for boards and are reminded of the president:

You know what? Fuck it. Bring on the nukes. We deserve ‘em at this point.

Don’t worry. There will always be money in the banana stand.

I didn’t know how much I needed this in my life until now.

To all the American cheese haters out there:

Excuse me, but there’s only one breakfast worth having.