*A sensual saxophone blares in the distance*

Ok, here goes this warning I broadcast as often as possible when the super thin eye brow convo comes up:

Maybe we could arrange a mass air drop next year for Dolt 45.

Why don’t you ask the kids in Tiananmen Square?

I was just gonna wear jeans, while it’s still legal for women to wear pants.

Paul got some rye bread with ergot. That shit ain’t on.

I just realized she’s already provided the crack pipes you’ll need to find eating at this cluttered table acceptable.

This is the same toilet band that delivered the world that “Selfie” song. They blow. Sub-Calvin Harris “look, emotions” EDM horseshit.

I am so sick of the Chainsmokers I want them to start chain smoking and prematurely die.

I guess this is (him) growing up.

In an interview with the NY Daily News, Delonge said the NYT story was “only the tip of the spear” and that we should all expect “confirmation” soon. “I know that it’s fun to make snarky comments, but this isn’t the kind of thing to joke about,”

Good. I personally cannot stand either the fundamentalism of evangelical Christians nor the uneducated arrogance of the anti-theists.

Eggy?

Did you see TLJ?

In other news, every woman will now have to change her name to Ofdon or Ofmike.

he is so fucking creepy

I bet ol’ dense Pence did a Jesus jig when he pushed this through. I’m sure he and Mother called all their kids, including the ones they unselfishly adopted. Oh right, that never happened.

This is just the next doubleplusgood step in the happy ruling of our Great Leader.

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