Dude, the promised land itself was pro-abortion! “Flowing with milk and honey”? Moses and those assholes predated Louis Pasteur by a few years, brucellosis says “hi”.
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He was too busy auditioning Hope for wifie #4.
“Tell me more about this teenager...” - Roy Moore
It’s hard to keep up with them...
Roy says “he wants to bring Alabama’s values to D.C.”
White to the point of appearing translucent and gives you an orgasm? Honey, you’re English. That’s just your hand.
I know he’s a dick, but little things like this remind me that he’s SUCH A DICK.
Sheet skeet aka bookkake is real and should not be joked about.
Fuck Christmas music. Come at me.
Stuffing is evil, and it will ruin a perfectly good turkey.
It provides a lump of dense, moist mass in the largest part of the turkey. In order to cook the turkey properly, the stuffing must be undercooked, which presents a massive salmonella risk, given how long turkeys are put in the oven. To cook the stuffing…
Rage Against the Machine did that at a show at the Oakland coliseum in 1999. They stopped the show and said -if they see anyone grab a woman in the mosh they would walk out.
Let us observe a moment of silence for those ‘Bama boys who want lush bangs but just haven’t got the follicles. Here is Roy Moore defender Brandon ‘Dank’ Moseley:
Last week a bunch of pro forced birth dipshits showed up in a residential neighborhood I go through on the way to work to picket the house of the PP president. But she had moved and the dummies protesting just ended up frightening the young family who had bought the house. Dude tried to hand me some flier through the…
If you’re going to have a comedian on a Christmas album, just get Richard Cheese to do it.
Proud to say I voted straight Democrat ticket in Virginia today; hope enough others did as well to make Northam our next governor.
Hair Donald believes he’s beloved, so is too delusional to be suspicious. No world leader is more beloved in his own mind than Drumpf, believe me. Horrifying realization of the hour: Cheetolini has less self-awareness than Hitler.
Or just freeze it, put two scoops in a bowl, and serve with a tiny spoon. No questions will be asked.
Obviously any law that maintains a database regarding mental illness would amend HIPAA. Secondly, most medical information about a person is electronic nowadays. As are your medication at your pharmacy. Worrying about hackers accessing it is kind of silly. Hackers can access your bank records and your credit records…
My heart sinks when I get an invitation to Like another Suzie Sells Scentscy page on Facebook, because I know it’s several thousand dollars of their money down the drain.