With any luck, Kevin Spacey will check into the Cortez Hotel one day.

Reilly is amazing. His turn in Chicago gave it the pathos and depth it needed.

They would probably do a better job than us.

Why would you assume I’m an asshole to children in public? I’m never an asshole to anyone in public. Kids cry, they’re noisy, it’s tough for the parents too. I get it. But I also want the option of having child free spaces I can pay for.

I’ve come to the conclusion that Bobby likes to hate on things that are popular.

Stranger Things’s Charlie Heaton is sorry he brought coke into the US, and I’m sorry for watching Stranger Things S2. [People]

Said it on Twitter, I’ll say it here:

If you think it’s bad, go to the Third World. You will see gleaming, shining new churches with fancy vehicles and parking spots for the pastors.. and across the road.. dangerous slums with intermittent electricity and undrinkable water. I don’t get it.

She looks like a uterus complete with Fallopian tubes. I am not pro choice her choosing that outfit.

Nothing but respect for MY president! #Gaga2020

Getting that vitamin D so that you can absorb calcium. Good work!

I don’t know if Jez is doing the annual Halloween ghost story submission this year, but this is scary enough if not.

.......an honest rendering of William Shatner’s late-60s Spoken Word album.....

I thought this fucking album came out a month ago.

Undoubtedly. When something makes absolutely no fucking sense, religion is usually involved!

Oh hell no! If this gets in before roller derby I will never watch another Olympics ever. And by derby, I mean WFTDA-style derby (1400+ leagues play under their rules) not FIRS (which has maybe 10 leagues worldwide).

I knew the good Chris was going to be Chris Evans!!! Light of my life!!!