Oh wow. Now that they’re lined up, I can see they’re not the same person; they just have the same makeup/hair/wardrobe people. Fox News ladies always look like they are playing sexy weathergirl for a porn.

She was watching Fox News while on acid.

Jeezy tried to get me as a kid, but I was able to give him the slip by changing my gender in my 20s.

I was abducted as a child by a blonde, blue eyed white guy in a dress, but it turns out it was just Jesus coming into my heart. I managed to expel him using the devil’s herb in college.

Felicity Huffman of FHBA:LA

I like imagining Rihanna on the couch eating her night cheese.

I voted for Hillary because we have terrifying vaginas in common. #relatable

A coroner.

Someday you will find me, caught beneath the landslide of an Asshole Supernova.

Reminder - he wasn’t fired because of his behavior. He was fired because the public found out about it.

She is a lawyer. You don’t want her to represent Weinstein, give her more money to drop her client.

I like paramour. It covers both genders, and has fine, upstanding Latin roots.

I followed the Dr. Miami Snapchat for a while because it is genuinely interesting to see what these surgeries and procedures look like in real time. I’ll say this: while he was light hearted and joking in a lot of ways, he also would always redirect back to actual education and professional explanations of things.…

Panzerbjorn?

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good.

The first time I saw the word. I was about 9yrs old.

Nice to see Chris Pratt getting gout and about.

Same in Australia - we’re fucking every second cunt up, but heaven for fucking bid that we give a shit about other people.

I’ve watched enough Top Gear to have heard Jeremy Clarkson properly pronounce it dozens of times. Twat, rhymes with cat, as in pussy. Simple!