The hair is a Marysue red flag. I bet she’s got speshul colored eyes too.

So far, Kelly has lasted at least three Scaramuccis (a new Trump White House measure of time).

Yup! All the way down to presenting him with two options you’re already okay with and letting him think he’s making the choice when he picks apple slices over baby carrots at lunchtime!

“A woman’s worst nightmare? That’s pretty easy. Novelist Margaret Atwood writes that when she asked a male friend why men feel threatened by women, he answered, “They are afraid women will laugh at them.” When she asked a group of women why they feel threatened by men, they said, “We’re afraid of being killed.” 

Remember comically long pointy toes on pumps? What a time, what a moment.

See also: Gwyneth Paltrow.

Can you picture yourself under any circumstances putting Trump’s head in your mouth?

He looks like the kind of guy who is excited by the prospect of the legalization of pedophilia.

i usually hate to comment on people’s looks but goddamn if this dude doesn’t look like penn jillette ate teller whole

He looks like Gollum in that rendering. The artist did a great job.

Martin Shkreli out for a morning jog:

Yet more evidence Egyptian Memphis was the better Memphis

It’s nice that we never had to buy extra digits for that sign. Saved us some money there.

DRACARYS.

There’s an old joke about these statues being participation trophies.

And the inevitable doxxing and death threats.

qwhite interesting, isn’t it?