Monsters jump at shadows because everything in their world is scary.

You have to write it in MRA-douchespeak for them to understand it:

This seems weirdly morbid but, someone who jumped off a building?

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

Spoken like a true Christian. No, really. Apparently Christians are fucking assholes.

This. I once promised to clean all the porn and toys out of a friend’s apartment should he die before getting to it and his family see it. He did, and I did. Bittersweet experience.

Thank you for lightening the mood. I served on a jury for a murder case (which was terrible and sad) and guiltily had the same thoughts when I saw the crime scene photos of the victims’ clean (except for... the obvious...) house.

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties…

The excuse to work for him is that he is such a genius auteur engaging in brilliant filmcraft.

Any truth to the rumor that WH staffers have covered up all the mirrors, because Trump keeps on attacking that other president?

HOOOO-LLLLLLEEEEEEY shit.

Jack the Ripper is the Zodiac Killer, which means he’s Ted Cruz. Jesus, people. Get your facts straight.

I still have my “Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer” shirt.

I wasn’t going to bother to star MBCock’s comment until I saw yours. Thanks!

I only gave MBCock a star b/c you were so salty

First thing I thought when I saw she’d been skating.

Beyonce should totally play roller derby. She has a blocker booty. She just needs to put the recording device away while she does so.