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However, the real reason Spicer turned down the offer, according to the source, was an “overwhelming number of commitments in the Fall.”

Fuck this guy. If his kids feel bad, it’s because of his inappropriate actions.

Just call her/him what I call her/him, a soulless cocksucker. Give back The Arthur Ashe award bitch. You don’t deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as a true portrait in bravery.

He is just chillin’ with Diana’s uncle in the underworld. Heck the Soviets may be working with Hades, so then it would even make sense that they meet up again.

Wonder Woman Will Be Back to Save America in 2019

Have you tried Apple Cider Vinegar?

Maybe the Hair and Makeup person could also do something about all the brown on Scaramucci’s nose.

I would only vote for Johnson if he promised to do “The Rock” Obama a couple times a year, and toss Ted Cruz out of windows.

Me as a teen, instead of the cat I used to have some dogs:

It’s GoT gif week. (Yeah, I made that up, but idc.) I thought I was done celebrating today, but this article came along.

I love seeing smoking in film. I fell back into smoking after quitting for a little bit and goddamn people treat you like fucking shit if you’re a smoker. Even if you’re a courteous smoker who doesn’t smoke around other people. If they have ANY idea that you smoke they immediately shun you. I think people hate smokers…

‘I really, really, would appreciate it if someone on Putin’s staff would make a pot of tea for that whole damn family right now. You know, the ‘special blend’.’

FFS REALLY???? Little miss “Teehee, I try to stay out of politics!” Gets to step in when President Peepaw gets bored and starts sunsetting and needs to wander off to look for a big truck to play with, or a bunch of rural farm workers bussed in to cheer him?

Trump: Ladies and gentlemen...I tell you...he’s like a horse down there...

To be fair, that piece of shit Turnbull is just trying to find a way to ship Joko Widodo off to Manus Island or another of Australia’s horrible ‘immigrant detention camps’. Which is a slight misnomer, since his government isn’t above shipping their own citizens off to the camps if they fail a ‘character test’...

American boots on the face of Mars

And not let him hold anyone’s hand while he does it.

Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.