Counterpoint: formalwear gets boring after a while and costumes are fun. If you are inviting me to your wedding I would much prefer it be theme. In this scenario you don’t assign me a costume, nor is it elaborate enough to be overly expensive.

Yeah I guess the shooter should have just taken a lesson from Caitlyn and got in their car in order to murder someone.

I really hope we’re able print out the entire internet and put it in a vault so one day the aliens can fully grasp how much we deserved our demise.

I’m pretty sure Jesus suggested a threesome afterwards.

Yep. My uncle said he absolutely believes in climate changes as a sign of the apocalypse (Obama being another). That’s why he came to my wedding just to ‘denounce me as a whore.’

Given the times, this is the only thing I wish of the sun...

Holy shit he does look like Michael Cera. I will not be able to unsee that now

Jared Kushner looks like he listens to Phill Collins and chops up people with an axe.

Sorry, the white man says you should be offended.

radiolabs episode on her called patient zero is one of my favorite podcast episodes. as an African queer woman, learning how AIDS really started, and not the misinformed antigay propaganda i accepted, felt like a minibomb exploded in my head.

I get the feeling that if he were Turian, the other Turians would exile him for being a draft-dodging coward. You know how big they are on duty and service!

Bone spurs?

Get some Arab moms to welcome him.

Where’s a shoe thrower when you need one. ‘Cause lord knows Trump ain’t as spry as W was and won’t be able to dodge it.

I remember when people were saying one of the reasons they couldn’t vote for Hillary was the arms sale she helped negotiate as SoS.

Or better yet, maybe we can convince him America moved and didn’t leave a forwarding address?

Thank you. I was sitting here wondering if I was an asshole the entire time I was reading the post.

This is a definite reach.

But more importantly, which Mommy did Pence spend the day with?