I’ve been playing “Green Light” by Lorde a lot since it dropped. Very much a driving-too-fast-down-the-open-road kind of summer trip song. Love it.

It’s funny.

We have no statues of Hitler in Germany, but we also have no fear of forgetting his existence, because we have explicitly retained the physical evidence of the crimes without the glorification of those who committed them.

Is he allowed to be with that horse if alcohol is being served?

Ryan and McConnell are both in too deep to pull out now.

Please, won’t someone tell me again why women make bad leaders? Something about being too emotional? Thank god we’ve got the kind of powerful leadership that can rise above hurt feelings!

It’s great when band names lend themselves to adjustment when they break up. Quadratonix. Fourth Harmony. Two Directions. The White Stripe. Journeys.

Illiteration

It’s not bad if it’s not up. Really not a whole lot to it at that point. But the problem is when it goes up without prompting and you’re not in a situation you want it to, especially if it doesn’t settle down soon after. That can get uncomfortable.

Really, the biggest problem is morning wood and you have to force it…

Ted Cruz has failed upward in the grand tradition of Woodrow Wilson: he is so loathed by his colleagues at every level that they encourage his ambitions to get him away from them.

Remember how in the French Revolution they just started beheading people? I don’t, like, condone it, but I now understand the impulse.

Of course they don’t all need star wipes.

That entire family reminds me of American Psycho. I am also a little disturbed that her husband and her brother look identical.

“Architecting! Paradigm! SYNERGY!!!!”

Press Secretary to Dolt 45 has got to be one of the worst jobs in the world. Imagine trying to explain yesterday’s crazy pants interviews. No wonder he didn’t take questions.

“She believes that if boys don’t meet high physical expectations they’re accused of weakness, while a girl who can’t climb the rope in gym class isn’t pushed to do more, unless she finds a sport to focus on.” 

Anthrax, you say?

I really want a job as an influencer. I recommend fruit flavored seltzer water, mixed breed dogs, never wearing shoes with Velcro, and Fun Dip Lik-a-Stix. Does anyone feel influenced? Give me a dollar.