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tashvasnormandy

personally, as a woman with no children and beyond child-bearing years, i’ve subsidised families for decades. if someone gets ill, that’s not necessarily a choice, usually far from it. there is no line in the sand regarding healthcare, the easiest way is to force lowering the charges from hospitals and costs of

Stop carrying your negative emotions in your uterus and you may have an easier time. Once you push them out you will be able to access your power better. I keep all of my negative emotions in my anus, so I can get rid of them daily.

It’s hard to gin up too much sympathy for the people who buy this stuff. There is plentiful, freely available information showing that Gwyneth and her ilk are completely full of shit. If you’re still falling for it, that’s on you. It’s like joining Scientology and being shocked that it’s a scam.

Just goes to show, the road to hell is paved with Goop intentions.

Is that Ice tea?

Nope. I already checked.

So Pumbaa smokes pot now??

100% would bang gay warthog Seth Rogen.

I think the whole family has cocaine issues.

My husband just told me if I ever brought tom hardy home, he’d understand

TBH I’d totally steal a moped if it meant a pat down by Tom Hardy. Even telly-angry Tom Hardy.

Fair enough, but some of us didn’t even know he had one of these things. This makes me want to gas up my shitty old car and head west with a sack full of rubber dog turds and a can of industrial adhesive.

“So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous (unintelligible).”

Natalie Dormer is cute.

He has language. He just doesn’t have any thoughts to go with it.

I bet he couldn’t properly load a dishwasher to save his life.