Don’t forget what his trophy wife is costing us to stay in NY. And what it’s costing us for him to go to his resort in florida EVERY weekend.

The modern GOP would EAT their own children on live TV and then investigate Clinton for canibalism.

I was saying that about the GOP years before Trump was elected. A party that ruins its own country in order to gain power, influence and wealth is the very definition of traitor.

literally ed sheeran

Watch Duck Dynasty with the sound off?

My problem with this is that it reenforces gay body image ideals that are not obtainable for many people. I, a gay man, feel unwelcome, undesirable, unwanted, and judged in a place presented in this show.

No use dying under Split Milfs

I dunno...from the looks of it, he was really crushed by the whole thing.

Al Gore invented the internet to avoid deaths just like this one.

Again, I’m not a scientist, but I know science and I think this reestablishes the fact that aliens are real***. It won’t be long before they arrive.

Maybe they can air an “alternative facts” season?

BUT HER FUCKING EMAILS

The alternative fact of the matter is that he won 95% of the total votes and his approval rating is higher than an adorable kitty hiding in a box of packing peanuts

A favorite of mine-

I keep telling everybody her name is actually Swamp Barbie.

Since Jane who very much is an ignorant slut dismissed my comment, I’ll repost it here:

The only apology Trump would ever make: