She is 1000% going to jail. TMZ is being fed self-serving stories from people who either don’t know how federal law enforcement works, or don’t care.

If someone put these notes up in my office I wouldn’t feel targeted.

I see that. I also kind of want to give him some credit, because even for non-jerks who are not intentionally coming from the “screw anyone who doesn’t share my opinion” perspective, I think it’s often quite difficult to separate your own intentions from your product when you are the artist.

Yeah, obviously it’s one of those things where, if the response is “. . .It took that to wake you up?”, the response would not be wrong.

Now it's Teddy Bridgewine.

That’s a weird definition because spinsters are unmarried, so how to have a dead husband and be a spinster is a mystery.

No-one said Brie, so you can all go fuck yourselves!

Yes. You use a term for disabled people in the pejorative the same way an 8th grader would and I’m the one that needs to grow up.

I’m a lawyer (hold your applause). Most attorneys have respect for the unwritten “professional courtesy” when it comes to scheduling matters, moving deadlines, etc. It’s about not being a dick more than anything, and people who don’t respect the professional courtesy are assholes.

Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

A distant second to Lane Kiffin getting axed on the tarmac and left to find his own ride home.

It's that weak-in-the-knees feeling you get when you witness something your mind isn't prepared for. 

Just gonna drop in to say, please don’t attack this program just because of this guy, seemingly an anomaly. I’m a defense attorney in California. Mental health diversion is a relatively new law but already benefits a lot of people, who need help rather than jail time. Most of my clients who have gotten it are young…

I feel like maybe he should avail himself of readily accessible knowledge pertinent to the case over which he’s presiding, and if he feels unable to do that, perhaps he should retire. Technology is increasingly involved in our interactions with each other, and consequently, our litigations. And Twitter is hardly new.…

Jared Goff looked like he was just woken up by a stewardess on an airplane.

Well, Sean McVay was on their staff for two years, so presumably they are going to hire his barista at Starbucks or the person who picks up his dry cleaning. 

Ketchup, mustard and relish on my dogs. GTFO with your no ketchup nonsense

Assuming Humphrey stopped when Odell used his safe word, this seems like a non-issue.

I am a lifetime carnivore who is trying to make smarter choices for the planet, and I have to say the Impossible Burger is amazing. That is all.

Don’t give in to boomer and Gen X pressure...