The determining factor is ice. Ice freezes teeth and drops in an avalanche onto your face when the glass is less than full.

Hmmm? I have the same age difference between hubby and me as Demi and Ashton, and no requests for a threesome in our 13 years of marriage. Maybe the problem is Ashton not the age difference.

Her book details a lifetime of trauma and abuse. Regardless of age, a person can be vulnerable to manipulation, especially given the right set of circumstances.  And Ashton’s persona is certainly that of a dolt, but his success in business and entertainment suggests he’s rather more savvy than that.

Oh Lenny...you so silly, you left them on my nightstand...

But that’s just what Bill does, though.

“Antonio needs help, from his agent, from his manager, from his loved ones, from his doctors, and he’s not getting it.”

Just “saying dumb shit,” sure.

My bitch face hasn’t rested since November 8, 2016.

What’s going to happen when the Dolphins draft him and they can’t protect him and he has no one to throw to?

I suppose my issue isn’t so much with how you’ve defined shittiness, but in the way you’ve created a false dichotomy: by your thinking, there’s true monsters and then there’s shitty people. Juxtaposing monstrousness with shittiness, and then labeling Brown among the latter, gives him a pass or at least establishes…

Not that you're sober or coherent enough to read this and respond, but I'd love to know what's "bias against Brees" in this article. Is reporting on a bad thing that happened to him bias now?

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

For me, fantasy football is what got me interested in the NFL outside my own home team. It was a compliment to the real games, an excuse to start watching games I otherwise wouldn’t, never the main point itself. I realize I am probably in the minority here. I haven’t played in years (except for Loser League), but I…

Maybe the sisters understand each other and have a bond that makes it possible that the dinosaur isn’t trying to be the center of attention but knows it would bring even more joy.

The comments are SO weird to me. A wedding doesn’t have to be an EVENT. It can just be a happy celebration. The dinosaur didn’t steal the entire thing. Did people look at the Dino? Fuck yeah. But that doesn’t take anything away from two people promising to love each other.

You sound fun.

Be a good person. The bar is set really fucking low.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

I quit games before or at final bosses all the time. I play games primarily for the exploration and when I can feel the curve pass it’s most open point and begin narrowing towards the final encounter, I begin to lose interest. Few games have a narrative so interesting that it extends to the game’s climax. All the good…

I’m guessing your biological literacy is more limited than you claim. Mine isn’t nor is that of my community, ie PhDs in biology.