tarynshay
Life In Spandex
tarynshay

During times of great upheaval, like The Great Depression and WWII, don’t people prefer light, frivolous entertainment? Just like during the crash of the 1930's, what we need now is musicals, romantic comedies, uplifting music, weed and harcore porn, not this depressing bullshit.

My parents watched it. They said “Wow, it was really good, but it was really hard to watch.”

Christie Brinkley makes me want to moisturize and workout more and maybe use a serum or something.

The suit they put Serena in is stupid but she looks great and everyone else look great. They just look strong and confident and happy.

I’ve got to tell you, if I look down a list of characters on a film, and it doesn’t have gay, African-American or Latin characters, I’m probably not going to spend my money on the ticket. I’m going to be real honest with you. I see enough of the homogeneity, and I don’t need to support it with my dollar.

Speaking of diversity, this is a real thing:

Just curious, are there any songs about men killing their exes? Aside from literally everything Eminem puts out.

I feel like the moral of this story is that you don’t want to fuck with Carrie Underwood

Cool, can’t wait to watch.

I can’t wait to see her on Paradise... I hope they bring back Chad for her!

I get this, but I’m not sure I want republicans to nearly remove trump. At the (very real) risk of us being sold out to Russia, I want 45 to flail and writhe and taint the Republican Party for the next couple decades.

How is she a gold-digger? Especially when she’ll be the one being pursued? Are you talking about her prospective suitors?

This is so great, but I wonder why they chose to announce this when I would’ve picked her to be the winner this season (although Nick is no prize). I really think Nick is going to pick Corrine. They deserve each other.

There is talk, tonight, that John McCain and Lindsay Graham (along with other unnamed Republican Senators) may want to have a (public) word with Mike.

Or where the pee videos are...

But... but... Kate McKinnon didn’t even have the time to play him on SNL!

Ordinarily I agree, but this season has been different, and I’m pretty sure that’s why they picked Nick, who legitimately is attracted to black women. Usually they’re gone in the first week or two, and up until last week, he still had three in his Top 8.

This is a pretty common theory! Especially since their original pick, Luke, was definitely not going to let a black girl anywhere near his Final Four.

I mean, we can have more than one pop star. It doesn’t have to be some weird fight to the top contest.

Nobody knows Beyonce like old white dudes on Internet message boards.