That and I AM AT WORK - I think the vast majority of us are at work on here.

I really hate Jezebel video. All the video clips are from articles but the articles aren’t there. There are no links to the articles. They just randomly come up. How many times do I have to be told that Fergie got bit by Tarantino? 50 times apparently. Hey did you know that Fergie got bit by Tarantino? Oh, you did?…

I fuckin would. Bye bye student loans.

I think a lot of the blame has to go to the whoever decided ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’ would sound better if it was arranged like ‘When Doves Cry’.

Jim Beam Black.

I believe it’s triple maple up in Canada. I’d imagine that buys quite the collection of beaver pelts, and am very proud of what they have accomplished.

It was like she was trying to fuck the national anthem.

This is one of my all-time favorite videos on the entire interwebs. I don’t care if it’s real or not; it’s still real to me, dammit!

.............I think Donald Trump’s America would Definitely be seduced by that..................Hell, Donald Trump’s America is #Hittin’That right now in the back of a Dodge Ram in the parking lot............#GoodTimes..............

Thank you, Chris. I had forgotten how much I love this video.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

But he had to ditch her, if he wanted to stay in the running.

He revealed his true f*ckboy colors by wooing Kristina and then ditching her for Danielle Lombard. I think he needs to grow up a little.

Yeahhh anyone who’s kept up with Bachelor in Paradise could have known that. He definitely ruined his shot as Bachelor-nation Sweetheart.

“Single Female Layer, fighting for her client. Wearing sexy miniskirts and being self reliant!”

I have reacted to this the same way I reacted to the first single, i.e. declared it to be a tyre fire and then immediately committed to listening to it on repeat for the next three days solid in the sure knowledge that I am going to end up accidentally loving it. I am so confused in my feelings. I am liking both posts…

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Thisssssssssss. There is only Blair Waldorf.

The worst part of Gossip Girl was Vanessa. I swear on my Simple Machine 7-inches.