I finally have a name for the fuckery my eight-year-old stepson listens to every time he has iPad privileges. Sounds like these dudes were like, “our inspirations are that band that ripped off The Postal Service and my cousin’s Aerosmith cover band.”

You should probably direct this article to a white woman. I’m not her. In fact, I’m a woman from a country where female infanticide is the highest, where maternal care is one of the lowest, and where women are forced to sell their ovaries and have abortions and be shamed for not ‘producing boys’. GOT IT? GOOD. I’M…

I felt the same way about this performance. It was like a very long commercial for having a baby.

May the Bey-hive forgive me but for the most part this seemed more self-aggrandizing than usual. Ten minutes in (an exaggeration), I was wondering when it was going to be over.

Have you seen her new profile image on Twitter?

I think he would have gone a long way to shame the apathetic “they both suck” crowd who either voted 3rd party or not at all.

I say this tongue-in-cheek but also..... not?

Great article. Thank you. I appreciate you reviewing the history of the treaty and its importance then and now.

In these insane times we now live, watching NewmotherfuckingYORK and Sonja with a sexy J brunching and talking shop (and by shop I mean vaginas) is just so very EVERYTHING I need. The perfect pallet cleanser and ray of LIGHT!

if i was offered brunch with tiffany pollard, i’d decline. i’d be such a disappointment and i want her to have fun.

Clover why are you covering for the Migos? If any other celebrity said that shit we wouldn’t sit here and ponder the context. Stuff just as homophobic gets called out all the time, but now Jezebel suddenly wants to pull a Fox News and “their words were taken out of context?” Since when did yall write for Trump?

Trump is Javert.

Rex Tillerson’s CV lists him as United States Secretary of State and Personal Jizz-Mopper to President Donald J. LePetomane Trump.

Daylin Leach‏@daylinleach

I think he likes to talk tough to compensate for the fact he’s terrified of stairs.

Tom is that good-looking guy that you can’t believe is single. And halfway through the first date you realize that there are many valid reasons that no one wants to date him.

Wouldnt be the first time.. I thought Jon Hamm looked better as Don Draper.