Well duh. The only people IRL that I know who liked La La Land are the wannabe namaste yoga girls who sell advertising for a living. I love musicals, love Emma Stone, love Ryan Gosling, and I thought it was so boring.

I told my wife last night that Corinne is the only interesting person on the show. Maybe you hate her, but you can’t say she’s boring.

It is a simply dreadful season. I actually wanted more Corinne... And I despise Corinne.

This is great. Now I can feel secure my future children will be force-fed Creationism, even though I’m a Jew.

BUT SHE WANTED CHILDREN TO EAT BETTER AND GET MORE EXERCISE! What kind of monster wants THAT?

Daily fucking reminder:

He’s making fun of Latinos attempting to punch downward. He could have built a better context, but then, it’s Lopez, arguably a B-level talent.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

Same. TBH it also makes me side-eye TS even harder, though I hate to play into fake girlfight bullshit.

I didn’t used to think twice about Katy Perry but after all the work she’s done, putting her money where her mouth is, and dating my all-time dream boyfriend - I gotta say I kinda want to buy her a drink. You go girl.

The failing @nytimes writes total fiction concerning me. They have gotten it wrong for two years, and now are making up stories & sources!

i’m 27 and have bitchface thank god

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGHHHHH WHERE’S THE BRAIN BLEACH

Depends. If you are under 25 and good at faking a smile you can count on being Ofdonald or Ofsteve.

really hope i’m lucky and am assigned a nicer bureaucrat to be handmaiden for

Because a woman’s body is not her own, and there is nothing doctors seem to fear more than lawsuits. An ex of mine who was separated from her husband, I typically didn’t date ladies still actively married ;), want a hysterectomy for severe endometriosis and still had to have her husband sign off. This was in 2003 in…

So it never occurred to anyone to ask the White House staff how to turn on the lights?

I see someone is still trying to make Rumor Willis a thing.