Oh, I don’t know, girls are supposed to show skin (i.e. NOT in a tuxedo, in a dress!) but not too much, especially not if they have any cleavage.

I genuinely gasped.

You don’t think you’re a bad person, but at a 25% markup you might be wrong.

WHAT’S THAT? FIRE THE ENTIRE CAST AND DIRECTOR AND REPLACE THEM ALL WITH JUGS OF MAYONNAISE? HOLLYWOOD IS ON IT!

Go away, Mom, shouldn’t you be resharing Bernie memes on Facebook?

WHAT? WE NEED MORE WHITE PEOPLE? IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID?

*whispers* I hope there isn’t a single white person in the entire movie.

She is too rich and young to have the same hair since 2006.

I expect nothing less from a group of sentient Pink sweatpants and clearance Lily Pulitzer scarves.

I AM UPSET

Two things:

I can accept this. Now Hayden Penetierre just needs a new show. That girl is dynamite. And I contend ACTUALLY acted her ass off in much of this show.

Thought that just randomly crossed my mind:

hey guys, heads up. a commenter named WATERFELL is posting really graphic images of animal violence in some of the articles, namely the trans bathroom one. Please don’t click, for your own sake. Report report report.

fuck, marry, kill: legolas, orlando bloom, stephen colbert as legolas?

So i was looking for some appropriate Legolas quote gif for this whole OrlSelPer drama. I failed in that reguard. However, I found something even better, Stephen Colbert as Legolas. I knew you good folks would approve.

Now I have the image of Hugh Hefner’s boner and I want to sew my vagina (and apparently butthole and mouth) shut.

“Girls with chipped nail polish, girls who talk too much, narcissists, clingers, girls who have serious food allergies.”

There are only four simple ways to get Hamilton tickets:

I thought about that for a second but then I realized that there might not be that much of a choice for that black kid who grew up in RURAL Alabama. It’s a choice between poverty and limited options in life and a chance of making it into the NFL.