tarynshay
Life In Spandex
tarynshay

Don’t be so harsh! He only had 20 minutes to put together a suit from materials he found in an abandoned room of a country club.

You haircut is super! And she said that if you were already rocking the bangs this article wasn’t for you. I think she could have said “Should you get bangs? Probably not”.

Whoever ungrayed this prick owes us the rest of us an apology or a blowdry bar coupon.

lol ... what

The question is, who do you think cares?

This is how Buffalo Bill talked about women’s skin in Silence of the Lambs.

This is the weirdest opinion on other people’s hair I have ever read.

what

If there’s one group of people I’m always trying to please with my looks, it’s dudes who troll women’s beauty blogs to talk about their dick-feelings about different women’s hairstyles. I don’t know what it is about those guys, but they just do it for me.

the end game is always strong manageable hair that descends in generally one length below the shoulders.

I have a pixie with a side bang. My hair will never be below my shoulders as long as I draw breath. #PixieTilIDie

additionally, if a friend asks you “should I get bangs?” within 1 month of a breakup, lock her in a closet (SANS SCISSORS) and call for professional help because otherwise she is going to do it herself and it is going to be baaaaaad.

I think maybe she just doesn't enjoy pregnancy - it's common enough. You don't need to be mean !

I say this all of the time but anyone who thinks Scott is charming, or somehow more tolerable than the Kardashians is an idiot.

Can you clarify this statement please: “she is a girl and she obviously does not have the capacity to explain all of her thinking processes and where they come from.”

I like to think of The Civil War as a war fought over the 1% being the most evil 1% they could possibly be.

Slaves, perhaps?

she always seemed like the smart one

Baseball is boring as fuck. I don’t know what you mean by “inability to connect to the world around them”, but I have a feeling you also yell things like “get off my lawn!”

Oh it’s totally acceptable if you don’t think you’re just presenting a pearl of knowledge for people