This is what happens when you don’t copy and paste that disclaimer on Facebook.

...flew her crazy, estranged and uninvited 19 year-old daughter up from FL...

I’m kinda side-eyeing your brother too, tho.

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

“What a shame,” says Mike Krzyzewski as he feasts on the innards of a virgin redhead and applies shoe polish to his hair.

Really informative, but lacking information on the Swiss Guard’s other duties to the Church. For instance, don’t they act as the world’s primary Vampire Slaying unit? I think I saw something about that at the History Channel, right?

Thanks for this awesome article Tyler.

I agree 100% with Maybelline The Falsies being a fantastic waterproof option! I can go to a spin class with it on (and even went swimming once) and come out looking human. funnily enough, They’re Real is my fav mascara along with Maybelline. mascara twinsies :)

I have not. I will though as I hate to admit defeat. Thanks

That's the true test: when you wake up the next day and you still look okay haha

I’m a die-hard “They’re Real!” girl (SO great for people with watery eyes!), and buy expensive makeup for pretty much every purpose, but I SWEAR by Maybellne Volum’Express for a waterproof.

Fellow explorer! I have spent my adult life looking for a mascara that won’t smudge. My kingdom to put eyeliner on my waterline and not look like a junkie 5 minutes later. It is my illusive holy grail.

Surprisingly, I have had the best luck with drugstore brands of waterproof mascara. Maybelline and cover girl have worked for me in the past and I am really sweaty And have super watery eyes.

My reaction to Hef, these women, and their trying to squeeze more out of 15 minutes:

Photoshopped this yesterday, in a response to Erin’s tweet about One Millions Moms going all apeshit over goddamn rainbow-colored snacks.

I give Johnny a ton of credit. He had an objectively horrible job, and he kept at it for years because he knew he was the only person standing in the way of what *THOSE* Republicans wanted to do.

She went to Harvard!

Those folks can get preferential seating if they can first get a camel through the eye of a needle.

Cavuto: At least I have a brain to take over. My point is —

It’s great advice, and all - but what if you’re black?