This whole situation is the most comically nerdy thing ever.

There’s something you don’t see every day, Chauncey.

That’s a good start, I’d also like to see gun owners held responsible for when their gun is used to commit a crime. Too many stories come out about kids killing each other with a parent’s gun and nothing is done about that because “they’ve already been through enough”. Responsible Gun Owners should be held to that…

Vampire Bears are no laughing matter.

That’s not how the Mystery Science Theater 3000 theme goes.

“somebody who had a very different anatomy.”

They should just go for it and endorse him. Why have shame now?

Nah, she outgrew such presidential behavior years ago.

My takeaway from this is that your daughter is now qualified to be president.

He leaves that to Melania.

I kept expecting one of these sentences to end with “Moose & Squirrel!”

I hope the ACLU stands by their promise to represent anyone who was unduly punished for their actions today. Cancelling prom? Please, don’t tell me that is a regular punishment when a student cuts class

I fervently hope that every single person or school administrator who did anything to punish these kids has their actions dragged out into the open and crushed under the weight of public outrage. THIS is what democracy looks like, you cowardly fuckers. (Sorry. Feelin’ a bit testy about this.)

The White House’s official proposal would fund firearms training programs for school staff and strengthen criminal background and mental health checks.

Speaking of North Korea, what are the odds that it’s a ploy by North Korea to get Trump to jump through a few hoops like a trained seal (or beached walrus in his case) only to make a fool of him in the end?

Even under your circumstances I am absolutely against school choice. It allows privileged parents an opportunity to utilize their considerable resources to avoid dealing with the ramifications of social inequality. (Unfortunately, SCOTUS has held that banning private schools and home schooling in general is…

I’m guessing they’re pinning all their rhetorical hope on the phrase “previous administrations.” They think they’ve found some giant loophole there.

‘Contrary to mainstream belief’ ... ugh.

I have a couple of friends who are almost militantly anti-abortion and love to lecture others on making sure those babies have a chance at a good life. They’ve adopted three kids - all from China. Apparently, adopting those US-born babies who have a chance are just too difficult to deal with because their mothers…

Republican def of woman: Walking incubator.