I think Pruitt is trying to take the same strategy here that Trump has been trying to take about the whole collusion issue which is to double down regardless of inconsistencies: “It’s not getting hotter, but even if it were getting hotter and overwhelming evidence proved that it was, that’s not really a bad thing, I…

I’m not seeing any slowing in pages, but I’m also not seeing any numbers for starred likes.

While depressing, I don’t find it all that surprising. If you only care about profit and absolutely nothing else (not your consumers, not your fellow citizens, not your country), you can find ways to make a buck others wouldn’t want or be willing to make.

I don’t know what you’re talking about; I just pulled that list straight out of my underpants...

And don’t forget getting to have a photo shoot where you just have to hold a phone to your ear and can still pretend your being “presidential”...

They did, but the problem was that their cocktail napkin outline for taking over both Congress and the White House just consisted of:

I disagree.

Oh, I also appreciated that they eventually got Jerry Lewis to cameo as Frink’s father. It was a nice nod to the inspiration for the character, and I think it yielded some pretty good lines.

I’d never heard about that, but that makes his appearance so much better. I always like the cameos where the guests are willing to be the butt of a good joke, and I always imagined a few who were asked either refused or demanded rewrites to avoid this. A guest star who is fine with being mocked but will stand up for a…

This is a case in which both are correct: New Hampshire is a state that allows trusts, and my point was simply that some other states don’t allow that. I could never find an exact list, but I was bored a few years back when there was a big win claimed by a trust and discovered that through a bit of research.…

I highly doubt this was a case of stupidity rather than a case of greed. The contractor probably found they could lower costs (and increase profits) by buying separately and not bothering with any logistical operation to ensure they were delivered together. This is why I am oh so encouraged by Trump’s plan to fund…

In addition to that, you really have to check with everyone giving you medical care every single time regarding whether or not they are still in network. I went to my doctor with a problem that required a good deal of lab work and some follow up visits. I didn’t think anything of it because I had just been there a…

So, I’m guessing they won’t be able to include a photo in the about the author section...

Most of mine have already been mentioned, but one I always found hilarious was a certain famously reclusive author...

Actually, that’s not true in every case. A very small number of states allow you to claim completely anonymously and some other states do allow you to “donate” it to a trust, of which you are the beneficiary, so that only the trust’s info is released and you remain anonymous. There are, however, some states that don’t…

While this wouldn’t apply to the powerball, criminal organizations have used the lottery in the past to launder money. They’d find a scratch off game with a payout rate such that, by plowing thousands of dollars of dirty money into it, they’d be more or less guaranteed to win enough times to make the money back plus…

Actually, “diving under the dumpster” has become my new go to expression for “jumping the shark” so I’m inclined to think that ship’s already sailed.

Actually, although it seemed like we saw a bite on Carl, it was actually a bite on disposable character no. 138 who just happened to be sitting right in front of him in the shot for... suspense?

If he even dares to mention or reference Prince, I want to see an ethereal phantom drift across the stage that looks like this:

It’s made quite a lot weirder when prefaced with the statement they had a “brother-sister relationship”. I’ve also never pinched anyone on the ass at work, and I feel like that would be entirely unacceptable and unprofessional. Thinking of pinching someone on the ass you really thought of as being like your own…