The once most likely future Republican president is now the the least likely future Republican president, and the once least likely future Republican president is now... the president.

Was that ever based on anything more than the fact he was from a blue state and was at least willing to be cordial and grateful when Obama helped with Sandy?

New theory: Trump eats traditional hand eaten foods with a knife and fork so he can use tiny utensils to make his hands look big and obscure the fact that something like a traditional NY slice would show just how very, very, very tiny they really are.

I definitely go for the plug the nose/mouth combo. If you just sneeze out the nose, no telling what will fly out. Also, I stifled a sneeze once when I was younger and somehow fucked up my Eustacian tubes which led to muffled hearing for a few weeks. Previously, I was just worried that stifling a sneeze might blow out…

In other breaking news, the Earth is round, water is wet, and the sum of any two odd numbers isn’t quite as odd as you might think...

First he’ll tweet out something about how HIPAA is some nightmarish Obama policy that somehow hurt him personally and, incidentally, all the good people of America, and only after that, he’ll tweet out that HIPAA is an essential law that protects everyone and allows him not to release his terrible medical results.

In terms of which movie I remember being better, I would rank A Bug’s Life higher. I’ve seen Toy Story many times, and it is a solid movie. As it happens, I’ve only seen A Bug’s Life one time when I was younger, and at the time, I was on a lot of drugs. It was fucking amazing.

Agreed. It’s one thing to make a movie with endearing characters based on initial dialogue and relying on familiar and well-liked celebrity voices, but to make a movie with an entirely compelling, sympathetic, and charming protagonist with no lines for the first part of the movie and only two to three word lines…

Staying home and doing whatever it is that you want to do and waking up without a hangover on the first day of the year feels great.

Agreed. I was disappointed when its ending was announced, but then, I found out it was an intentional choice of Alex Hirsch. He only wanted the show to run for a few seasons to mirror the fact that the whole thing took place over Mabel and Dipper’s summer vacation, and he wanted the show to be like a summer…

Don’t worry; Stan gets it...

To be fair, both Roy Moore and traditional religion do have one thing in common: gotta get ‘em while they’re young.

I’m no theologian, but I suspect that the whole “Render unto Caesar” thing with the whole “Judge not, lest ye be judged” angle would have resolved this issue much more quickly if a certain someone didn’t want to make spectacle.

Of course there are... According to the GOP, there are three clear categories of women: hookers, broodmares (who will henceforth simply be known as “Mother”), and, where age prohibits either of the above, potential dates for Roy Moore.

So, Chuck has tried to defend these comments:

It also doesn’t help when Carter J. Shitfucker V just plows that money into shitty, gold-plated real-estate ventures that cravenly exploit foreign labor and default on all their obligations to pay hardworking people in order to mount a campaign pitched towards “working people” in a grand ruse to make sure that Carter…

Well, now you know, if only you had skipped out on going to the movies...

Right? Given his party’s history, he should have at least thrown rent boys on to the list...

It is a disgrace to this country that this is even an issue, but I haven’t seen anything published about why the justices ruled the way they did. I’ll reserve judgment until I do. I think it’s likely the liberal side of the court split, not due to opinions about the ban itself, but due to purely legal issues they…