“But, she’s got two tits... How can I identify with that kind of anatomy?”

I know you’re aren’t; I’ve seen it. The thing that kinda worries me is that at some point, we might see him start delivering more carefully composed speeches and more coherent interviews (albeit a bit more slowly and intentionally). His supporters and conservative commentators will hail it as a sign he’s finally…

Yeah, but just to be fair to Cersei, she fucked her brother and a cousin, but she never stooped so low as to suggest she really, really, really wanted to have sex with either Joffrey or Tommon.

She didn’t really ascend to the throne so much as she seized it (perhaps according to the rule of, “Who among you wants to fuck with me now?”). As a fellow obsessive, I’m not sure that there is any answer to what the laws or customs of the Seven Kingdoms would dictate in this circumstance. There were some succession…

It’s really your fault; a punster always pays his debts.

Normally, I love a good pun, but on this occasion, I’m a bit hesitant to jump into the frey.

It was a code she used when discussing taking the role with her husband and agent to avoid any potential leaks about her playing the Doctor.

“The FAKE NEWS keeps asking if I have Alzheimers... I have ALL the Zheimers. I have the BEST Zheimers and going to use them to #MAGA”

What, was the Secretary of State, the Deputy Secretary of State, the Ambassador to the UN, the Vice President, the National Security Advisor, Trump’s bodyguard and the mailman all occupied?

Wait... white nationalists decided to protest with tiki-torches? So, we’re supposed to be buying into an ideology of the inherent superiority of white men who have to go out and buy torches from Walmart, which were probably manufactured in China and made off a design aesthetic that was appropriated from Polynesian…

Excluded excerpt from interview:

This really can’t be emphasized enough. All the states trying to defund Planned Parenthood and/or close abortion providers keep trying the sales pitch that their real concern is women’s health. The more people see that it isn’t just about abortion or politics but about what a bunch of wealthy white guys think should…

YOU MUST BE FUCKING KIDDING ME...

It really is his fault. No-drama-Obama normalized the idea of our having a country with a President that isn’t continually embroiled in scandals and where the only real debates about the administration being overly secretive concerned national security matters where (even if I’d have preferred a great deal more…

Dear NYT,

Honestly, I think you’re burying the lede here...

First they came for Roger Ailes, then Bill O’Reilly, then Bill Shine...

It’s not only his future campaign slogan, it’s his entire governing philosophy (insofar as you could call it a “philosophy”), and moreover, it is exactly what almost everyone who voted for him is perfectly fucking fine with... A recent poll showed that 96% of those of voted for Trump don’t regret it at all, despite…

To be tweeted on, say, October 28th, 2020:

Honestly, I think that is a given. Both of them are narcicistic egomaniacs, but I honestly think Putin, for all the many, many, many negative things that could said against him, genuinely believes he is doing what is best for Russia as a country (perhaps while seeing to it that he is generously compensated on the…