Does he never do anything right? Say anything wise?

Right? I mean, Obama just had to endure eight years of slander accusing him of being unpatriotic, socialist, communist, secretly Muslim, a full-blown sleeper agent, un-American, and the spawn of Satan himself. When that happened, wasn’t there an outpouring of the whole “give the guy a chance”, “let’s look on the…

I actually thought he must wear “loafers” that have some velcro or tape underneath that fasten them. If a life-long “businessman” can’t tie a tie, do you really think he can even mangage to slip his (I’m assuming incredibly tiny) feet into a shoe?

Or felt like the Democrats on the ballot failed to live up to the relevant platitudes in the way they had ideally imagined them in their younger days and so, wherever they ended up, fell into disillusionment and staying home or voting for some non-viable third-party wing-nut.

Feel free to base your assumptions on whatever you want. I, for one, think her fashion choices simply reflect her trying to summon her intra Venus.

Maybe puppy blood?

Well, I’m just a modern guy, but when it comes to Lana Del Ray, I’ve been avoiding having it in the ear.

In every capacity, watching or viewing... I’m pretty sure almost everyone would like to just reboot the universe on those.

But, to be fair, after a youth spent cycling on kid’s bikes fast enough to keep up with a car in the Pacific Northwest, he’s probably got a butt worth trying to twist his spine in half to show off...

Part of the reason I think this worked well as an April Fool’s thing (and part of the reason I love this show) is that you really can’t entirely be sure even after watching the episode.

As much as the short-term, very real damage this presidency can do to the country worries me, this kind of thing actually worries me just as much, if not more. Quite a lot of our system still relies on general expectations of what people running for president should do (divesting from conflicts of interest, releasing…

Except the government doesn’t work on an honor code.

From my (also limited) sample, I always felt it was similar, but that the more “positive” usages tended to be a bit begrudging, unlike more fully positive usages of saying that took some balls.

You’re not wrong, but you also have to realize if you ban cis men from public restrooms, you’ll have to deal with the fact that quite a lot of them will just start whipping their dicks out to go wherever. I mean, they already do that with alarming frequency, and that will enforce their bullshit sense of entitlement to…

SHE BROKE THE LAW! LOCK HER UP!!!

I don’t disagree entirely, but there’s political theater that isn’t entirely self-serving and political theater that is. Plenty have commented on this, but in terms of coming across as more “presidential”, a basic requirement is taking responsibility for being commander in chief. High marks go to anyone who owns all…

In a dark room of the White House Press Office, Sean Spicer stares into a glass of gin. He brought his first bottle in when he took the job thinking a drink would be a good way to celebrate a good day or just to unwind after a particularly brutal press briefing. How many bottles ago was that? He couldn’t recall.

More importantly, he looked presidential... (which apparently, from what I can tell, just means putting on a suit, standing in front of both houses of Congress, and reading a speech off of a teleprompter which isn’t entirely unhinged, tosses out the right kinds of platitudes, and doesn’t nakedly display contempt for…

No apologies necessary; I think a lot of us just need to vent about our fears now. Fingers crossed for both of us (but in this case, I’ll cross them a bit more for you).  I think most people assume if the system is working for them, then it is working just fine and only realize it isn’t when it impacts them…

It gets even worse regarding the small changes because a refundable tax credit will help if you don’t pay enough or pay no taxes, but a non-refundable one won’t; it will just reduce your tax credit to zero and not pay you back. If they decide to switch from one to the other, you can be 100% CERTAIN they’ll still say…