You think that's nice, Elvis Andrus gave away the entire game.

I agree, but I also think that Colby Lewis should have started Game 3. He was wasted as a reliever in a lost cause. Banister basically managed not to lose, thinking he had Hamels for Game 5.

For the millionth time we’really sorry for Ted Cruz.

No offense, but your defense sucks..

Aw, give them a break. They’re about to endure winter—and, even worse, six months of Maple Leafs hockey.

Presidential hopeful Lincoln Chafee

I’d love to see a show featuring Hildy scaring the hell out of every single client she had. Gluing straw to walls and telling people to train their kids not to eat it made me love her for life.

Goodell: Two games!

Imagine if this happened at Foxboro. What shitstorm would we be waking up to this AM?

It’s all part of the 12-step program. Just as soon as you’re 12 steps out of the building, they fire your ass.

Was someone trying to cut?

Speaking of which, is Raysism dead?

Give me five bees for a quarter, you’d say. Now where were we?

But remember: they are scholar-athletes.

Sabathia: [drinks brown liquid out of paper cup]

Scat On The Mat

Jesus and Cutler:

Could have been worse, the priest could have pulled something else.

I imagine because Baylor and TCU are currently paying better.

+1 unintended (perhaps?) Over The Top reference