“Good God, that’s the unemployment fraud investigator’s music!”

O ye of little faith...

So if Money Manziel got a concussion, snuck to vegas wore a disguise of a blonde wig and glasses and possibly a mustache and then he geotagged a photo of him and his dog in his apartment, I think I kind of respect it. I mean it’s some next level deception.

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

The Ryan family coaching tree is actually a bonsai Rob keeps in his van next to the foldout bed because “chicks dig that spiritual shit”

The purpose of the article is to express the opinion that this dude may well have no pages.

Damn. I never realized how much he reminds me of a (Dr Who) Sontaran. Stontar-ha, sontar-ha!

Tennessee Titans.

Lemmy died, so nothing else matters

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

“but did whoever swapped it out have to draw a dick and balls on it?”

War Barry!

Blistering hot and original take over here, guys!

The sheer smugness of this article. I had to check the byline to see if it was a Hamilton Nolan job.

white actors look alike

I can see Nicki in her dressing room in Angola muttering to herself:

he never got any higher than AA ball

The more they tighten their grip, the more reporters will slip through their fingers...

Umm... did you read the article? He was peeling it off and the dealer told him to stop. Is your argument that he should have done it sooner and he’s stupid because he didn’t? That’s just retarded.

Someone is very good at reading articles.