Johnny Vegas!

Fresh hot takes you have there Steve! Rack him!

Why would Dallas want him, though?

Hot Take?! Someone rack Barry!

“and that Star Wars cartoon”

Had a great conversation with him about Sid and Marty Krofft in a bar in early 2000. Eveytime I see HR Puffnstuff I think of Scott Welland. Sad but junkies are gonna shoot junk.

As a Texan, I find this comment hilarious and sadly true.

I have a bad feeling Dallas is looking at a 3rd string quarterback currently riding the pine in Cleveland

Just to be clear, many of us who reside in the DFW were and are still against signing this POS. Jerry’s response, and there will be a response because he is an attention whore, will be idiotic and embarassing for the great state of Texas.

+1 and a breath mint

Sounds more like Wil Farell doing Harry Carey

Great take Rome. Rack me

There would be no conversation if the Rangers didn’t put that gas can Holland in game 4.

How could they not suck with a pitcher named Dyson

I’m not your buddy, guy

Reason #803 I say fuck Canada.

This fucking guy. If I didn’t have enough problems by living in DFW.

I see they got rid of English composition at the University of Arizona.

Jerry has Tebow on speed dial

Who needs Romo when we have Captain America