Great. Now I get to listen to everyone in DFW who suddenly overnight became foot surgeons tell me how it won’t take that long to heal.

She needs to shut the frack up and go make a man a butty sandwich

That was both smart and funny. I don’t think you’re in the right place.

10 years...I wish I had spent that time more wisely

Damn...I’m heading to Main Street now

For a minute I thought I accidentally clicked on a jezebel comment

How is this shocking or surprising. Its ISIS, they’re Muslim extremists who hate anything and everything non-Muslim. Its horrific, but not surprising

Pay a resume writing service. I haven’t had to have a resume for over 10 years, so I thought I could easily use a template and be done with it. Not so much. I didn’t want to pay money that I could use for other things for this service, but it helped. I received more interviews and was complimented on the resume. I was…

Well shit

For some reason, I read Mickey Rooney. I was disappointed

When you think about it, all a butt is, is two pieces of flesh bookending a hole where shit topples out of.

Somewhere Bill Cosby sleeps well tonight knowing he has moved from page 1 to page 10.

Her dignity.

<Sigh>

I've seen better punching on old "Lavern & Shirley" re-runs

The boosters at UNC have lined up a fine job for Jabari after football.

The elitist line begins over there sir, I apologize for annoying you.

That was hilarious! Its called gallows humor assholes, lighten up.