Quite a stark contrast from Raj, who was never chill about any of Rerun’s bullshit.

I don’t know if anyone else is having this problem with Netflix, or if Netflix thinks I have a holocaust fetish or something, but I keep getting tons of holocaust movies and documentaries on my recommended watch list. Maybe it’s some combination of my boyfriend using my account to watch WWII battle films and that Star…

This is fantastic. Duracell just announced that they are sponsoring a toss at the next Flyers game

As always, there’s nothing as quite as smile-inducing as a room full of ecstatic college football players.

Roses are red

Well of course Jerry would say that. He’s both deeply stupid and pathologically incapable of ever admitting he was wrong about anything.

in texas, you stick to your guns no matter how many times you shot yer goddamned toes off

Audio sounded pretty good to me.

Dirty. As. FUCK.

Jerruh is just hoping Cleveland cuts him. I, for one, wanna watch that Johnny Manziel shitshow in Dallas. Somewhere, a Cowboys fan thinks Manziel is the key to a Super Bowl victory.

Somebody took notes during Cris Carter’s seminar.

I for one wish this fellow many happy returns.

“Jason who?” - Lamar Odom

Neither did Ronda.

I remarked to my girlfriend after she heard about this story that “if I ever get that kind of brain damage from anything, please, pull the plug. I don’t want to survive that.”

To which she said “if I found out you got brain damage after a night in a whorehouse, I’d gladly pull the plug.”

Thanks for clearing that up, but who’s Tyson Chandler?

Big deal. Jim Irsay doesn’t even have a kidney.

Don't explain the joke. That ruins it.

it’s the university of alabama...

This was not good.