I’ll bet they’re now regretting booking Great White as the half time performers.

Even more ridiculous than the fire is the fact that they put it out.

The bottle that Kurt Russell offers Keith David towards the end of The Thing is actually one of the Molotov cocktails they were chucking around earlier. David’s character would obviously recognise that he was chugging down a bottle of gasoline. But the Thing wouldn’t…

I'm from Tennessee, and I'm genuinely worried about which and how many letters appear to the left of this shot.

if football fans are good at anything, it’s finding creative ways to stay as shitfaced as possible while turning the stadium into a hell on Earth.

Good luck with that.

Oh man, this gem just happened:

Yep... can’t wait to see how Dr. Norm Hitzges M.D. spins this news tomorrow morning....

He needs to be careful. The last time a Tiger hit that many holes that hard, his career was never the same again.

I’m surprised the cops even bothered to use video since it was in portrait mode.

Double murder, huh? Well, professional baseball may be out of the question now, but he could always be a Super Bowl MVP.

And maybe this comes across as stepping back from my blistering hot bald hairstyles take, but let’s just acknowledge that obviously I’m not trying to give style advice to The Rock or whoever pulls that look off like a total badass.

“The less hair you have, the more head you get.” - My drunk uncle

Somehow, that tweet a few days back taunting Roger Goodell about the court ruling doesn’t seem like the best decision now.

Coach must have a bad temper if it takes only one Kelvin to make him reach the boiling point.

For those wondering about the firefighter hats and who Rodeman is, he was a firefighter/marine/great person who was run over and killed while collecting money for muscular dystrophy recently. It’s a murder that truly shocked the Lansing/East Lansing community. It’s nice to see so many Spartans out there taking a…

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.

“..he checks for quarters in a pay phone..”

They call them scalpers to honor them.

*Bursts into Kinja panting and out of breath*