This isn’t the first time an intern landed someone from Washington in trouble.

I guess he didn’t care if he ever got back.

During the Plummer era, my friend and I — equally hate-filled for screen pass legend Jake Plummer — would, on a whim, go to the occasional Cards game and cheer for the opposing team. Didn’t matter who. One week, and this is 1998 or something, we bought Saints jerseys and my friend shaved a fleur de lis into his hair.…

Cardinals fans also suck because it took three of us to write five paragraphs.

My favorite Why Your Team Sucks banner pictures are the ones of quarterbacks who’ve been pulverized like Beetle Bailey after Sarge caught him jacking it in the latrine when he was supposed to be peeling potatoes or whatever shit duty fuckups like him get assigned in the Army.

...That King of the Hill clip...

Just to be clear, I think this is a funny joke. Offensive as hell, but funny.

eating a french fry sandwich.

As a Lions fan it’s our biggest win of the year!

I haven’t watched professional wrestling in probably 15 years and this hit me in every single one of the right places.

Seems like Fraternities around the US will not rest until they are all disbanded and no longer allowed to exist. That is perfectly fine with me.

So One Direction are going in separate directions? Good thing there’s only four of them now.

He may doing something weird on Instagram, but he’s still doing Olivia Munn.

What about Kotaku? Ha ha, just kidding. Nerds.

Go Cowboys.

I may be misremembering, but I think Drew ultimately didn’t qualify for the Barcelona Olympics.

And yet on last few holes the announcers couldn’t stop talking about Speith and seemed to mention Day as an afterthought.

“What a pussy-ass foreigner” - Bubba Watson

I disagree entirely. I don’t understand why this is news. It’s 2015, how in the world can people still actually care about baseball?