Let’s hope this goes better than the last time I saw this in the news:

If it makes goats randy who are we to dispute the results

The Jets-iest story ever somehow just got even more Jets-ier

M-O-O-N that spells RAIDERS

It took me exactly 10 full seconds to read this twice then read your comment.

I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.

I dreamed a dream in overtime

Les Misérables

“Motherfucker”

I’ve read the appeal cover to cover. Brady is of course a slick, dynamic protagonist, who’s resourceful and practical in a pinch, but I can’t help but think that he’s a little shallow. I mean, when I broke up with my girlfriend Sally this summer I didn’t throw my phone away or anything, I just deleted her contact.

Great point. I wouldn’t wish getting fired on most people, but surviving my own unemployment left me feeling like a much more capable and resourceful person. I was proud of how I handled it and really learned a lot.

I was collecting unemployment after I got... re-org’d... and looked at it like this: my employer was now the government, and my job was looking for a new job. I would wake up in the morning, take a shower, and sit at my computer and get to work.

Me: “This show is ridiculous, I bet Paul walks out that door and gets shot in the back.”

Otherwise known as “The Shaggy Defense.”

Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the expressway?

This is why parents shouldn’t spend $150-200 per ticket on front row seats for kids, including when they can’t keep their eye on the damn game. When I went to my first MLB game at Mile High Stadium in 1994, we sat in the nosebleeds. It was the experience of a professional game atmosphere that was good enough for me,…

"Finally we can use that graphic!"

Ye of to much faith! Why wouldn't he fail again as a Ranger. Did they close Sherlocks?