You forgot you can get shot from bullets flying over from Mexico. I think that's in the brochure. We should be able to give it to New Mexico, as it doesn't even share the same time zone as the rest of the state so it would already fit in there. And let's be honest, it's 8-10 hours from the largest Texas cities, nobody…

Elvis Andrus has a new mission.

Don't be an asshole. He was just highlighting the differences in the situations. Like how the camera was able to "testify" against Rice, whereas Lewis was able to murder his witness. I mean, he's right, the situations aren't comparable.

I know there will be people who will bash Texas (my home state) for this. But seriously, no educated person claims these people in the video or this kind of stupidity. Besides, El Paso is sort of the bastard child of Texas. Not really all that Texas, not really all that New Mexico, not really all that Mexico. The city…

I wish we could start a trend. Just one week of concerted boycott of buying NFL merchandise would send a message the owners couldn't ignore.

Oh wow, does this mean they're going to sign LeBron now?

Sadly, I'm a woman who REALLY does care about my hometown NFL team... Sorry... Guess I'm a "fucking hypocrite." It's like asking me to stop liking the color purple because purple is an asshole... It's not so simple... :-/

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

As a Cowboys fan, I approve.

Michael Sam just asked to be traded.

Even I think there've been too many kicking stories today.

Just flipped the game on. The Niners new home stadium looks an awful lot like the Cowboys' Stadium.

This happened less than a minute into the second half, most people were probably still finding their seats.

"God, I hate my family"

Having escorted Rory to the 2011 Masters, Wozniacki was unfazed by a final round collapse.

Hope I'm wrong... but I've got a feeling we all know what this is probably about.

"I only have so much to give" — The Sun

Abdullah The Dodger.

I love this guy's work in the opening scene in Se7en.

Far from the first time that a dick has been on full display in Downtown Chicago.