shut the fuck up.

After watching this video, the decaying corpse of Al Davis signed her to a 4 year, $44 million-guaranteed contract.

"Now that's the kind of line you take towards your target, jump in that express lane right towards the bag" John Gruden working on his puns for Monday.

In related news, Giants fans mourn the passing of Eli Manning.

If Sam doesn't catch on with the Cowboys, I suppose he is always able to join the Indians, Construction Workers, Sailors or Police Officers.

If you think that's dumb you should see what the basketball team does at Baylor, instead of freshman rushing the field for football players the basketball players shoot each other.

I'm surprised 2014 is an option for VHS camera time stamps.

Yes, look back at the posts regarding Sam before the NFL draft. Many non football fans suddenly became Mel Kipers trying to argue that either he was the next Lawrence Taylor or horrible and not worthy of a pick- which side they were on depended on their views on his announcement.

Maybe it was a big deal for MLS, just nobody noticed because nobody gives a fuck.

Probably the only black man recently to say "Oh no, I have to leave St. Louis."

Raysism: [passes out]

That's actually a couple states east of us.

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

And just when things were going so well for the city of St. Louis.

The ref's response probably sums up how we all feel about this to be honest.

I don't know what's worse. Chris Rock's half-hearted catch or that Johnny Manziel is sitting right behind him taking the day off training camp.

Of course, I could be wrong - all white people all look alike to me.

Announcer: Well that was a nice thing of Chris Rock to do, giving the ball to a little kid. That's something black people do, whereas ni- (cut mic, cue commercial break)

He figured he might as well give the ball up before Dane Cook stole that from him too.

Threats of violence? Must have been a CrossFit gym.