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LAURA BUSH agrees he should race.

"You get used to it."

I see your point, but the situation isn't the same. Earnhardt died in a racing incident. It's the risk everyone takes. Cars crash into each other, and sometimes it goes awry. Marlin and Dale were jockeying for position, and it went badly. Two race cars came into contact, tragedy happened.

Right. *pat pat pat*
Run along now.

OH MY GOD I CAN'T STOP. STOP. I NEED TO BUY A FIXED GEAR BICYCLE. STOP. I LIKED MODEST MOUSE BEFORE YOU. STOP.

The real race will be when the video drops and who puts Jim Ross commentary on it first.

IT'S REAL TO ME, DAMMIT

This is almost as bad as the time I was called a Yankees fan.

I can't believe people still think this bullshit is funny. It's not funny at all. It's fucking childish and juvenile. I just want to select my favorite football boys to play on my imaginary team in peace for fuck's sake.

I don't have the requisite arrogance to consider my opinion (on topics that have absolutely no bearing on my life) important enough to be swayed or deferred. You're one of those My Voice Matters people aren't you? Big believer in democracy?

4 Touchdowns in one game!

You overcharge so that there's a greater incentive to take a plea deal.

It is and I pray for the day Malcolm McDowell buys the Oilers name and colors back from Bud Adam's corpse.

"Ha! Now he has an ERA to match his measurement on the Richter Scale."

*Smirks*

Holy shit! Another minor league game went 16 innings last night!?

Well shit negro! That's the only cosplay you had to show me.

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