"Keep the Bills in Buffalo." Sorry John, but I don't believe you lived up to the promise of the last 5 words you swore to me.

Bad Jettison

Maybe it's just me, but I'm singing "fart bottle roulette" to the tune of Prince's "Raspberry Beret." Now it's stuck in your head. You're welcome.

Been around Houston Hobby? Even the birds know to stay away.

Don't you need to be making your travel plans to catch a Jim Norton show in Miami?

Gotze really spread this one wide open.

Back...and to the left.

Please, don't lose your shit in Bath.

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Pictured: Beard, Blackbeard

Seems a little unfair. How come when Lolo Jones loses a race no one takes her flower?

And just like that, Johnny Brownball vanished.

Was the offer only good for 10 seconds?

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

I'll just leave this here.

If this is dancing, then my seizure in the high school cafeteria was really just a groundbreaking dance routine ahead of its time.

"Good job! Good effort!"

Hover over it.

Don't tell any white people. They'll steal it and never give me any credit. They're devious like that.