*does math*

Phil Jackson: "At this time I'd like to introduce the new coach of the Knicks, Steve Ke-"

Despite having died nearly 20 years ago, Kim Il Sung was declared the winner.

Man, what does a guy have to do to get Penny Marshall's attention?

Also: maybe not shouting like the guy in the video does? There needs to be a whole separate video for locker room etiquette, which is where most of the offenders in a gym are!

Thanks. Had to hold in my laugh during a meeting. Awesome.

Stripping the bars isn't just courteous, it lets other people know, this guy is done with his set. I have seen people wear sandals to the gym, that blows my mind. There are also the dreaded superset guys, who take up 5 machines at once, but spend 80% of the time walking around and drinking water and trying to flirt…

Dude, come on - the internet is no place for a measured, thoughtful point of view.

I use my phone to track my workout after each set.

If the Braves were really trying to put that fire out, they would have just let Dan Uggla and B.J. Upton take some swings at it.

This is the type of bullshit that proves that our society is going downhill, and going downhill fast. What a load of garbage. As a loyal reader, I'm ashamed that Deadspin would even bother giving this kind of barbarism any coverage whatsoever.

No one was gonna make the joke.

I, for one, am shocked. A 22 year old sophomore?

Babarism

and that was just Josh Hamilton.

...the girl was then called for an offensive foul.

Francona: Hey, Wood. You ever make a team while on the mound before?