Deftly executed! Drawing a blank was a smart and entertaining move for your personal safety in this crowd. I only wish the the strategy had worked out as well for me.

That's fine, Luck can go back to his true passion, US Civil War re-enactments.

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A Robert Smith representative said he was so upset that he was "shaking like milk" and "turning blue all over the windows and the floors"

I don't think the comparison is very apt. Jesus was a carpenter, but watching Johnson, he seems more skilled at masonry.

And Jordan only wore 23 to remind him of the rules of Blackjack. Presaged his future gambling prowess.

As Jimmy Fallon put it:

Tommy Smith: Mike, we're going to have to fire your ass...

Marion: What the hell, man? Now how am I going to get these tied?

and four streetball players

Now, all those players will be able to add moral bankruptcy to their financial bankruptcy.

He deserved to get spit on for filming in portrait mode.

This poor guy gets ZERO credit for turning his phone sideways.

If it was the other way around everyone would be a critic.

At least he, by crossing the street, was able to gain ten yards.

Looking forward to seeing who Jerry Jones fires... he wouldn't let Snyder outdo him. (And I am really really hoping Jerry Jones fires Jerry Jones... really really hoping).

It's one o'clock on a Sunday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making bets that the Bucs won't win

He said, "Son can you share in my misery
I'm not really sure why the team blows
But it's sad and it's sweet, and I knew it complete
When Glennon hit the dirt with his throws"

[GIF of Jerry turning around in the owner's box to F-bomb while his grandson pulls his sweatshirt over his head.]

I admit I am split on this issue every year. I am a gym regular and capital R Runner, and I hate the crowding of the gym at this time of year. But I dislike a certain type of gym regular even more and these tend to be the ones who are most vocal about the resoluters. These are gym regulars who are offended because…