As a full-time gym goer, allow me to retort. I love the resolution crowd. I love them because they're what keeps my gym open and empty. I personally don't like working out in a crowded gym, which is why I don't go to a very good one. I just need some weights, a couple of machines and lots of personal space. …

Bud Adams: The Houston Oilers are moving...

So.....you violated someone's space, he muttered something sotto voce, then you went and wrote an angry screed about it?

Fortunately, Kyle Orton's career record is 35-34, so he should fit in perfectly.